Desk Person: “Hello may I help you?”
Me:
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I don’t look both ways, I just walk.
When a car comes I think to myself, “you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”
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aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday , get it girl
aw yes Wednesday
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you know she is serious when she squints her eyes at the end
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