BROOKLYN. 20. Sarcastic as a mothafucka c:

Walking in the Financial Aid Office

dignifiedking:

Desk Person: “Hello may I help you?”

Me:

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1 week ago

How I cross a street

laugh-addict:

I don’t look both ways, I just walk.

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When a car comes I think to myself, “you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”

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2 weeks ago
optimus-prime:

vivalakiarra:

str8nochaser:

auradacity-of:

h0odrich:

aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday , get it girl

aw yes Wednesday

optimus-prime:

vivalakiarra:

str8nochaser:

auradacity-of:

h0odrich:

aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday , get it girl

aw yes Wednesday

(Source: get-on-the-carousel, via dyungin)

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2 weeks ago

itsthegovt:

you know she is serious when she squints her eyes at the end 

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3 weeks ago